Gallo: It is not a phallus, I want to make that very clear.
Gallo: Most of the physics parties I have now are just me crying in my bathroom.
Striker: Skibidi toilet rizz Ohio.
Peck: Instead of doing cocaine, take up scrapbooking.
Peck: If you really want to murder someone, that’s unfortunate.
Gallo: You don’t want to be standing on the top of the One World Trade Center and suddenly start to accelerate.
Gallo: Here's a police station; let's pee on it.
John Thrower: Bullets have the right of way in American schools.
Joseph Chambers: Slobodan Milošević rizzed up Baby Gronk
Nat: Mr. Lewis, do you not support charity? Mr. Lewis: (scoffs) Of course not